Well something happened Week Five: some combination of boiled over disappointment and impending bye weeks led to the craziest 16 hour trading period I think Hazelweird has ever had. There were five trades involving six different teams and 22 players (one player was traded twice during this time), including several superstars. Usually when this many players move around this quickly, we call it two rounds of a draft.
Here for your edification is a chronicle of what just the hell happened.
1.
Kiah got $3
Abe got $5 and Ryan Williams
2.
Justin got Larry Fitzgerald, Eli Manning, Calvin Johnson, the Jet D, and $10
Tony got Adrian Peterson, Michael Vick, Brian Hartline, Hakeem Nicks, Domenik Hixon, Viking D
3.
Abe got Donald Brown and Jerome Simpson
Joe got Willis McGahee
4.
Justin got Maurice Jones-Drew
Bryan got Darren McFadden and Antonio Brown
5.
Kiah got Antonio Brown, Jacquizz Rodgers, and Danny Amendola
Bryan got Andre Johnson, Kendall Wright, and Mikel LeShoure